What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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