when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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