we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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