Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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