I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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