my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
