I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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