And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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