im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I checked into jail on foursquare
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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