I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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