why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I will be naked everywhere
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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