Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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