Apparently you make a good broom.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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