i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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