i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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