If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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