doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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