haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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