That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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