Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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