i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
