Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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