I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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