he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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