They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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