No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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