Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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