is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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