I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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