Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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