My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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