apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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