i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Farmville is her only friend.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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