glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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