Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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