She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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