hotel room ftw
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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