is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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