i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Randomize