Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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