I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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