It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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