i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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