ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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