no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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