Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.