Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport

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(714): View more from California

I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?

(949): View more from California

I gave it to your brother to give to you.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?

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(760): View more from California

It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina

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(404): View more from Georgia

Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster

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(515): View more from Iowa

I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"

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