apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.