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• (419): View more from Ohio

  It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.

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• (916): View more from California

  Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  "Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches

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• (310): View more from California

  Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.

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• (310): View more from California

  I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.

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