slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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