i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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