ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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