Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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