Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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