roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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