i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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