my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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