It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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