Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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